nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

(via chocolate-and-vanilla-swirrrrrl)

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

(via bullied)

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via orgasm)

cygate:

movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

image

(Source: heckbat, via forebidden)

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

(via stay-ocean-minded)

Sending emails to teachers

  • Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
  • Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

(via lohanthony)

batatonia:

I like to think of juice as fruit blood because that’s more brutal

(via guccier)